New College can confirm we have concluded the review of our outstanding offers, and is pleased to announce that all undergraduate offers made in 2019/20 have been confirmed.

Listening to the Don Carlos prom on repeat. Now THAT’S what I call a highlight BBC Proms

Shania Twain teaching history: "Ok, so you were Napoleon's second wife... That don't Empress Marie much."

Social faux pas in the age of AI

Watch my full interview with Boris Johnson here: - What is the exit strategy for lifting local restrictions? - Should people follow advice or just stick to the law? ITV Granada Reports itv.com/news/granada/2…

Prediction xkcd.com/2370/ m.xkcd.com/2370/

I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Greater Manchester

It just doesn’t really create a lot of confidence in the organisational skills of the people we’re trusting to get us through this...

Without doubt the biggest winner of the day

Hope everyone is enjoying The Crown, which began as a play on stage, just like Fleabag came from the stage like Quiz and The Kings Speech and Mamma Mia and writers on Succession and director of Skyfall and adaptors of Normal People and His Dark Materials and and #BritishTheatre

Was asked to produce a Christmas quiz for a church magazine and (with apologies to Sellar and Yeatman) decided to make it as silly as possible:

‘Women being told not to go out alone’. How about men have to go out in pairs in case one of them feels they might do a crime

TV Idea: #NotAllSnakes Men who say "Not All Men" are introduced to a variety of snakes. Not all of them are venomous.

check out this obscure math theorem. only a few know about this.

It is not for me to say whether I ate the plums that were in the icebox. As you know Sue Grey is investigating this matter We await her conclusions so sweet and so cold

Petition to change all instances of lo in the Messiah to lol

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