Who plays you in your biopic Mine:

Dipped my toe in to this #NFT craze. Can see why. @vevecollectible #BacktotheFuture #DeloreanTimeMachine

I tweet for ppl who eat exclusively junk food and never exercise and don’t get enough sleep and wildly overcompensate with caffeine and wonder why they’re always tired

When Michael Scott hugs David Brent for doing a “that’s what she said” Those are the kinda moments I imagine post covid world will be full of

A man said Ja Rule set up Super League I’m done.

Kano is carrying this film tbh. #MortalKombatMovie

#MortalKombat

Being a great returner is all about problem solving 👀 On his 51st birthday, remembering Andre Agassi's fascinating method of reading one of the best serves in the world... (via Unscriptd)

Steamed Hams but it’s a rap

Playstation warnings: “now you turned me off improperly last time, which means I may have lost all your data. Now I know you got lucky the last 45,000 times you did this but, again it’s not safe.... Okay it’s all fine. Just remember for next time.”

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Anyone remember the UK Poker Championships [UKPC] @DTD_Cardroom that Tony Kendall (Tikay) organised? I think we should bring this back post COVID but as a UK Ireland Tour - 6 stops & the Grand Final at DTD - would you support if we did this ?

The Dark Knight. Every time I still pick the wrong Window. #ThoseWhoKnow

#Loki shaping up to be the best Marvel show so far just one ep in.