/ LETS GOOOO

: best decision I ever made

God. An Avenger and a Super-Soldier, and they still need her to save their asses. She’s /this/ close to changing her middle name to ‘underappreciated’.

It’s always ‘Sharon we need help’ and never ‘hey Sharon how are you’

Was her being in Madripoor really so surprising? Some of them didn’t get the luxury of pardons. She did — which was lucky for them, wasn’t it? Have they considered couples counselling? The arguing in the middle of a gun fight is just a /tiny/ bit inconvenient.

Nowhere in any of that did she say he didn’t deserve it. Just, y’know, she could’ve gotten one too. So it was entirely down to Sam, and he had absolutely no part in it whatsoever? That seems unlikely.

Honestly, they owe her both. Checking in on the people who continue to save their asses once in a while wouldn’t be a horrible idea, either. Just a suggestion. Some of it? Seemed pretty half-and-half to her.

At least he 𝙙𝙞𝙙 come back —

Please, she’s only just shaken the headache from the last time they decided to bother her. As for dropping off the face of the Earth — she happens to know a place.

𓆑 ❝I don’t like 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙚𝙬𝙨 .❞ killer ╱ q̷u̷e̷e̷n̷ ! 𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯. ;; 𝓣he fugitive known as 𝙑𝙄𝙋𝙀𝙍 ! by #atalos.

Not that she has any comment on the topic, but — That’s not very Captain America.

Pretty sure she’s starting to get a permanent headache. Or, rather, 𝙩𝙬𝙤 at the same time. Does that class as a migraine—?

Now there’s a sentiment she can get behind.

Not that this is becoming a habit, but she’s definitely in need of a drink.

It’s quiet. Actually, it’s too quiet. Usually means Sam and Bucky are up to something utterly disastrous.

No, listen— they’re not ‘fake paintings’, they’re just not painted by the person you’d expect them to be painted by.

Technically, the term would be ‘fraudulent’.

Awake, but at what cost?

/ that was the wrong account but let’s just go with it ig