in my elementary school class the better you were at the cup song the more value you had as a human. if you couldnt cup song you meant nothing.

“The Pitt but set in a firehouse, The Pitt but set in a law firm, The Pitt but set in an airport” No no NO. The Pitt but it’s opening day of a community theater production of CATS

stop falling for ai generated fruit propaganda and embrace tradition

this is clearly to scare men like you away. like the frogs that are really brightly colored to warn predators not to eat them

separate gender pronouns and sexuality fields oh this game is WOKE woke

AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY WALTER THE MUPPET!!!!!

hey um. why hasn't The Muppet Show been greenlit yet. what's going on. why are we playing this silly game

my first me and my last me #mii

Sometimes I wish I could be famous. Not for the fame itself or for money or whatever but so I could go on Sesame Street to tell Grover how cute & funny & lovable he is

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

Your skinniest most attractive friend: Omggg I’m so fucking fat and ugly 😭😭😭

bello Spot the difference

cape cod bitches in april be like beach dayyyyyyyyy

being gay is not free you have to buy indie cartoon merch

New Hampshire is the Israel of the US states

Ogilvie probably went home and watched Mr. Beast videos to cheer himself up.

applying for jobs in this economy is hell

one of the ceiling tiles in the ED falls and hits whitaker on the head and santos calls him flat stanley for a year

LORNE MICHAEL is the new Barbenheimer.