This ain’t Texas. Ain’t no hold 'em.

Tsk. Can’t ever say I haven’t missed that mouth of yers. [Hmph. Sombra said she wouldn’t tell anyone — Ergh. Better delete this weeks history to be safe.]

Am I askin' her to commit treason and software theft on the first update? Yes.

Guess Sombra’s not feelin' the connection. Damn satellites.

Reyes said I either join Blackwatch or spend the rest of my young life in jail. I chose jail. He dragged me outta the cell by the collar.

First time I met Jack Morrison I whipped out my six-shooter, threatened to fire between the eyes if he didn’t let me go. Reyes laughed, snatched the gun, thumped the handle into my head and asked Morrison, “So. What do you think?”

[Appreciative whistle.] Nice balls. Zenyatta

Last February, I asked Fareeha what Ana’s favourite flowers were and she told me it’s the ‘bird of prey.’ I asked, what the bird of prey looks like? And Fareeha launched at me, swingin' fists.

Doc, yer scarin' me.

In this universe, I’m lucky with the ladies, right? Right??

Even if she is evil, I still have Ana’s number on speed dial.

Mother’s Day became contentious for Fareeha and I after the ‘mommy’ incident of 206X.

. . . WRECKING BALL

Waves at the edge of the map.

That’s a nice sunboo—bake! Sunbake.

The graphics really bring out the colour in yer eyes, sombra.