NO-FAIL, FAMILY-FRIENDLY DINNER IDEA! (Get a babysitter and go out to eat without your kids.)

Assuming use of the word "snarf" rises dramatically during Girl Scout cookie season.

@WendiAarons That's every day. We're a confident bunch on here.

I'm "Sang Songs From 'Flashdance' In A School Choir Concert" Years Old.

Somehow, it's always the wrong color. (via Melissa Sher)

If I could choose to have dinner with any one person, dead or alive... I'd first have to make sure I could get a sitter.

Thank you Asha Dornfest and Parent Hacks! x.com/Powells/status…

Happy Monday! (via Melissa Sher)

Priorities. (via Melissa Sher)

My preschooler is having trouble finding his shoes so he just asked me if I would use the home phone to call them.

Watching a Bravo reality show and I think a couple of the women on it might have had some work done.

@gordonhaber That's so good. You just made my day.

@Kendragarden Honestly didn't realize that there were different versions of her.

I wrote a personal story about a beloved preschool teacher. huffingtonpost.com/melissa-sher/t…

Being a grown-up means that when someone tells you the name of her or his baby, you can’t answer, “Really?”

@mae_cyndi I'm a freelance editor working on an anti-hate news project and would love to talk to you about your work. Can you DM me? Thanks!

It's Take Your Child To Work Day. Obviously, I'm busy updating their LinkedIn profiles.

"I got married and we played rock, paper, scissors... so we get to live with you." --My 6 year old, telling me about his day.

@LizBiz812 Thanks so much. I appreciate it! He's a great publicist. ; )

That funny feeling you get when your 7 year old asks you where the vacuum is but tells you not to come downstairs.