Turah BMG It’s a concept called Latchkey Incontinence. Your bladder is connected to your brain, and your brain keeps things in control because it knows you’re not able to relieve yourself yet. Once it senses that there's an opportunity to relief yourself, it releases that control.

Just ignoring Joseph Smith, a cult leader (I mean prophet) so successful that his cult is now worth $300 billion and is actively ruining the American Southwest

And a Jet2 holiday.

She was 17, a perfectly acceptable age to not know any philosophers but a very impressive age to embarrass a 31 year old with his own bullshit.

why were you eating shellfish with your ex

You may have plans, but Malawi has its own plans for you.😂

u broke or what Elon Musk

Man what the fuck are we even talking about

he really said “no one can hate me more than i hate myself” which is truly the most bruce wayne statement of all

A creator on Tik Tok just broke up with her boyfriend and someone in the comments said ‘as long as you are not pregnant girl you will be okay’ the creator replied and said ‘I am’. Eyyyy 🕊️🕊️🕊️

Yep. When ICE is around, I will alert my community to stay out of the area, and I’m not fucking scared of you nor Trump’s masked goons.

Blame is a funny word to use here

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

when your party is known first and foremost as a safe haven for sexual predators:

i’m so so sorry but this is kind of cracking me up

Every Russiagate revelation in the last month has been "yeah no shit"

I had to Google this, and I must say… the Lord is waiting on a lot of y’all to call on Him. Now.

Looking around, it definitely feels like he plays about some of you.