Me after every minor inconvenience:

like a poem said by a lady in red

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

les hommes après avoir égoutté les pâtes et s’être occupé de leurs enfants :

This is CRAZY! The LEAST they could do is $200,000 and a year’s supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills….

me in the courtroom

lady gaga’s ability to turn an operatic dark pop song into a gorgeous ballad using only her voice and a piano is exactly why her versatility will always be unmatched

Ok this was FAST

THE DIVAS ARE SEQUESTERED‼️‼️‼️

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked who should go home tonight, and why

And that’s how you get unnecessary D-dimers 🥰

C'est un kaki enculer de citadin de tes morts

Is he battling Jake Paul or Ru Paul?

Si vous passez une mauvaise journée dites vous qu’il y a des gens qui doivent vivre des repas de famille avec l’ingénieur insupportable qui sait tout la j’ose même pas imaginer l’enfer

La CPAM qui rembourse 88 centimes sur un achat de lunettes de vue

It’s not the Winter Olympics without watching this clip (sound on) at least a hundred times Oh monsieuuurr