i thought Tubi was my buddy until it tried to autoplay megan is missing

what do you think are the ramifications of eating buldak noodles 3/7 days of the week. like organ wise

demon inside me telling me to color my hair darker when i know i'll want to change it in a month!!!!!

wait lemme put my boots on i gotta shake

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Happy National Girlfriend Day! 💞

potion that makes you never be itchy again

teenage girl showed me a pic of a classic emo cut yesterday. a little offended that she thought i wouldn't understand how to execute the scene bangs

work is dead so i asked to leave early and my boss is baffled at the fact that i don't want to sit around for 5 more hours

what about Bloom County. my baby Opus

i ate too much and i am so full and so sleepy.... but i just remembered i have ice cream... so now i need to stay awake until im not too full....

when i told my therapist i didn't like my meds because i lost my sex drive and she said "i guess you just have to decide what's more important" so i stopped taking them because obviously i care about being horny more

getting ready to work with clay am i going to want to blow my brains out

washing your face when you have baby bangs is soooo nice you have like a millimeter of hair to avoid

my dog told me to tweet that dropping food on the floor is actually very trendy right now. i haven't really been keeping up is this true