Does anyone else’s tiktok know they’re super gay but keep showing Magic Mike ads or is this reserved for the bisexual FYPs?

OHHHHHH

I’m bisexual which means I’m attracted to her and I think she would like it. Dang, my predictive text is wayyy more confident than I anticipated.

Just heard kate sisk ID as a “white bisexual lesbian dyke” and YES thank you I will be stealing that.

What euphoria is it when you wear your first suit to a wedding, sit with your (high femme) friend & her 1 y.o., and multiple strangers tell you how cute “your” kid is?

New achievement unlocked: cried so hard I got a nosebleed. In related news, “The Baby Monitor” at the Santa Fe Playhouse was VERY powerful. Recommend!! (& also if you’re queer bring tissues)

Just scared the crap outta my roommate by yelling “oh my god, is this the radio!??” when I heard a song from @CarolineRoseFM on the air. Pretty sure she thinks I’m a time traveler marveling at this fancy new band-in-miniature contraption.

On par with the “socks disappearing in dryers” mystery—why is it exactly that landlords can’t seem to tell you before they show up?

Today we are learning how many bricks it takes to keep a $40 hoophouse on the ground in Santa Fe spring winds. ADVENTURE!

How long till someone remixes 17 Going Under into one long loop of “I was far too scared to hit him, but I would hit him in a heartbeat now”?

TIL that property records in Mass show the homeowner as unavailable if it’s a cop. *eye twitch intensifies*

WHY IS IT SO TRUE

Are they hot or is their dog just cute? The timeless pre-swipe question.

It’s only someone, anyone, had warned us that the moral compass of a certain justice might be askew… 🤔

Why is it so hard to recognize that someone treated you like shit until the next person actually cares?

I meannnnn obviously I already loved Tangents, but… ONE OF US, ONE OF US! 💗💜💙

Pride month often means a lot of weird and complicated feels but today a (cis) partner corrected their (cis) parents about my pronouns *mere hours after I met them* and said parent apologized directly and corrected themself and /that/ feel is just plain good.

“It is enough to exist in the world and marvel at it. You don’t need to justify that or earn it. You are allowed to just… live.” -Mosscap Where do we sign up to live in a Becky Chambers reality?

A lil reminder from my sister, just in case you also need some big sib advice: “Just because he does something nice doesn’t mean you owe him.”

When someone says they are an “alpha male” I can only assume they mean it in software terms, where alpha versions are buggy, riddled with errors, and generally not fit for use by the public