icing my balls to increase my testosterone

want a short sleeve tony hawk button down like mine? that’s not my problem! keep dreaming, honey

“food noise” so you’re hungry

Why do I have to scroll Nithya Raman’s TikTok to get her policy priorities

Taix is a lesson in knowing when the party’s over

hung alarm

I owe $6,000 to the IRS… can I just do jail time instead

Angelyne got a new corvette. Upgraded to the mid-engine. Good for her.

no tea no shade how is she allowed to post cock and balls like that?

Two people I hate for independent reasons just popped up on each other’s instagram stories and my nose started bleeding

Loved The Drama. There is a continuity epidemic in Hollywood.

googling will minoxidil give me chest hair

I thought the guy who made the new Grindr actually was Lana Del Rey’s ex and I told like a lot of people about it

Looksmaxxers are under the trans umbrella

I’m hearing that the Harper’s article about gooning lacks “critical nuance”

gay guy at a lesbian wedding

wait people have been posting ass pics? where?

sorry that fag slop works on me i’m not mother theresa

Kitten I wanna see Shen Yun

just had to explain what an lolcow was to my boyfriend he’s so pure we’re bonding over tyler catastrophe rn and chris chan is up next