My heart is a museum of failed situationships.

“हाथ काँटों से कर लिए ज़ख़्मी फूल बालों में इक सजाने को” - अदा जाफ़री

I collect playlists from situationships like infinity gems.

I am not living. I am just killing time. open.spotify.com/track/62SvkbQm…

My biggest fear is that by the time I become a novelist, there wouldn’t be enough people reading.

Jack off all baits, mastur of one.

There’s no simpler yet greater quality in a woman than being “easy to talk to.” Beauty, intelligence, and loyalty are all worth nothing if that essential element doesn’t exist. Without it, the rest of her virtues crumble like forgotten murals under the pale.

God invented love so that men could tolerate women

There are two types of Indian Nationalists:

Fumbled one more good woman award

If they had an award for fumbling good women, frankly I would have fumbled that too.

As a dog I find Supreme Court’s blanket “no strays” order distressing. A more calibrated approach is needed i.e. spay/neuter bitches; create mechanism for voluntary adoption; punish folks abandoning pets; study its handling in the West; & so on.

Intern gave an excuse so goated for coming late to the office that I’m going to use the same.

Ek aurat hi swarg ko ghar banati hai

Aunties call me Beta and wonder why I don’t pick up their calls. Call me Sigma or summ

That’s quite some range

Well-known Pro-BJP Politician P Chidambaram Ji raises important points. If any Opposition leader had tweeted this, he would have been pounced upon and lambasted.

It is genuinely tragic to discover that the only way to live virtuously and remain kind is to ignore most people.

अपने मन की मैं जानूँ, और पी के मन की राम open.spotify.com/track/4AEBc9Ga…