Me when I start using my own money and realise how expensive I am

Lowkey what it feels like meeting someone with the same name as you

Nigga if U deadass unironically say Cunny to a girl when gettin freaky,, U need to be locked up idk

Buy her the lingerie you want to see her in.

im a whore but def a shy whore

the world is turn based for autistic people

Valentine’s Day date idea: leave a trail of mozzarella cheese sticks to the bedroom that leads to a four hour nap.

me looking at opportunities pass me by because I am shy

Is there anything more embarrassing than realizing something about yourself that you think is Huge Shocking News & then everyone in your life is like Uh Yeah Girl….We’ve Always Known

Americans trying to explain how much they love someone: So imagine a burger

in everything i wear

she built like me fr

FUCK

i take board games very seriously (autistic)

the right is fit as well but yeah, the right every fucking day

men need to learn when to stfu

chocolate solos

you’re so fucking dumb

yeah