I'm a little bit behind here... But gee, I wonder where Sol Ruca could be. 🤷‍♂️. #WWENXT

She's a free agent and this literally happened during a Royal Rumble...

I feel like I completely forget #SmackDown is three hours every single week until one segment makes me think "how is there time for that?" and then I remember. Not that these have been bad, just I come in expecting to only need to devote two hours.

I hope someone buys the Seahawks and moves 'em to OKC.

You mean something on a professional wrestling show may not be on the up-and-up?

My friend thinks I'm the WrestleMania with and won't stop pointing at me. Help. #RoyalRumble

Let's go GUNTHER! #RoyalRumble

Goldberg. Cena. Styles. Bring on Lesnar. #RoyalRumble

Roman only won because I wasn't in it. #RoyalRumble

Dragon Lee? Can GUNTHER retire him next? #WWERaw

That's how you sell a WrestleMania main event. #WWERaw

So what you're saying is that Patriots and Seahawks fans only exist when they're doing well. Interesting. #FTTB

What is it, jobber night on #TNAiMPACT?

I wear a scarf better than him too.

Chelsea Green deserves better. #SmackDown

Kit Wilson is so over. #SmackDown

Well. Saw that coming. It's not too late to run, Kit! #SmackDown

You see that? Kit Wilson all by himself lasted just as long as both Viking Raiders did together against Oba Femi on Monday. That's a true real man right there. #SmackDown