Aye Yo, House of Clownz, this guy arrived at the hospital in a ~healthy state, but his eyes are oozing a bright green exudate. I’m certain this is bacterial in nature. We’ll use breastmilk🍼 to clear it and chamomile tea bags to soothe the eye. Don’t worry, I got him.🤍#NFTCommunity

Aye Yo, House of Clownz, this guy came in with a severely receding hairline. 😳HE IS ONLY 19! We applied Black Jamaican Castor Oil to his scalp and gave him a stimulation brush. He should discontinue the red hair dye and space out his edge-ups! Don’t worry, we got him. #NFTCommunity

Aye Yo, Indorypto | Polygon, this guy has been experiencing extreme dryness and itching. We turned the lights off, put the Wood’s Lamp on him, and his skin started glowing. We’re treating him for a fungal infection and putting him on a candida diet. Don’t worry, I got him. #NFTCommunity

Ayeeeee Yooooooo!!! Finally, a man who understands how to make a good PIZZA!!! 🥰🍕

Aye yo!!! PLEASE help us find my guy’s dog! The family isn’t the same without him.🥲. Retweet, Retweet, Retweet #ColoradoSprings #COLORADO

From myself and all the Teds, I want to welcome you to the family @crystalhefner I picked this Ted for you as I heard you like bunny ears and for the jacket I want to pay respects for Hef. I hope you like this Ted and come join us in spaces anytime. @BoredTedYC

Ayyyye Yoooo, #NFTCommunity, I’ve been very busy with the @BoredTedYC. They arrived on the scene with a huge bang, and we’ve been working night and day at #NFTCH to care for this collection ever since. I’ll tell you all about it. You already know…please don’t worry, I got ‘em!

Aye Yo, #NFTCommunity, this poor hip hop Ted from @BoredTedYC was playing his kazoo so passionately that his eyeballs popped out of his head😱. Luckily, my guy Indorypto | Polygon’s dino has ALL the eyes🙌🏽! We will transplant the donor eyes right away. Don’t worry, I got ‘em. #NFTCH

Aye Yo, @BoredTedYC, this guy has been sitting in the waiting room for hours guarding this pizza. He’s clinically depressed and extremely bored. We’re sending him to psych, and we have given him another snack with a Magical Mermaid || NFT.NYC 2025 on top to entice him🥰. Don’t worry, I got him.

Aye Yo, @BoredTedYC, this lil’ cub has been crying for hours! We sent Dr. Ted in, but he started crying, too! So we sent kids from H👀dlums and @_nft_lil_neji. Same response. Even HEDI✨🤍’s Neko is now crying😩! We’re working on a plan. Don’t worry, we got ‘em. #NFTCH

Aye Yo, @BoredTedYC, these bears showed up at the hospital with daggers READY👀! So cute, yet so gangsta🤭! #NFTCommunity, please note that the ONLY person permitted to tote a weapon at #NFTCH is this Apocalyptic Queen Apes 👑🦍 Head of Security! Don’t worry, SHE’S got ‘em. Apocalyptic Apes | 🦍

What an honor to kick it with the HomeBois this evening! Thank you for making me feel so welcome!😘😘 Check us out! youtube.com/live/EEplGr9Qw…

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DOC has a new X profile! Go to 👉 @DocBaseEth Follow me and get on the Base App. Need an invitation, I have them. YOU can make it on Base! People are stacking insane 💰💰💰 doing what we do every single day ANYWAY! Lock in & look out for the hospital updates! 👉doc on the Base App

💙 You can make it on Base! I just coined this post and paired it with $WARP! Sooooo easy!💙