Upside Down Inside Out by OK Go #OnABatsPlaylist

Go back and reread those texts.... if they still make you feel all gooey, then you should definitely let him put all the things in your butt. Yes Hallmark, I am available.

We must admit that the creator of this new crappy way to retweet on Twitter is frickin' tone deaf! #IncludeAdmitCreatorDeaf

I am a creator who can admit to having a rough time. No I’m not deaf. #IncludeAdmitCreatorDeaf

#IHighlyRecommend a time out

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet.

My superpower is loving the people who are right for me

#ThingsThatShouldntTake60Minutes people getting offended...takes two seconds these days

#MessagesFrom2024 What’s worse than ants in your pants? Uncles

#clocksgoback UK friends, don’t forget your clocks goes back at 2am

#TextFromMyParents Why is the dog jumping in the fridge ? MomandMeTags

The world's youngest grandmother was only 17 years old.

After 3 to 4 months of having a crush on someone, you either fall in love with that person or become interested in someone new.

Humans start lying by the age of four.

In "The Lion King," Mufasa's roar when he saves Simba and Nala from the hyenas is a combination of a grizzly, a tiger, and an F-16.

80% of the time, it's not that a person changed....you just never knew who they actually were.

#IRememberIWasOnce nice

Not having enough sex can put you at risk of anxiety, paranoia and depression.

If a friendship lasts longer than 7 years, psychologists say it will last a lifetime.

All. The. Time!! 😫