/ So, should anybody wish to RP here or on Who am I?, I'm open! Mention/DM me to plot and such.

"Ah, yes.. Hello, lovely Gothamites.."

"It seems like lately.. Mr. Wayne hasn't been properly taking care of himself.."

"Hm.."

"I think I'm going to go get some brain food."

".. You don't say."

"Wow. Other me is a complete dick. I think I'm in love with myself."

"Edward would be my name. Your name is Harley. Harley Quinn. Killer clown. Apparently great at flirting, too. If it makes people cringe.."

"Meanwhile, much like my counterpart earlier.. I'm going to go get drunk."

".. Robin?"

"Actually.. I don't know.. I mean.. Hm.. Ivy with handcuffs.. I'll think about it."

"Hm. Nice kitty."

"Hello.."

"Hm."

"I'm so hungry.."

Raises both hands. Flails them around so SOMEONE sees.

"Ahoo.. Did you all miss me? I'm flattered, truly."

"I'm so handsome."

"Hm.. Hello."