Me: I burnt my boyfriend’s clothes, and destroyed his car, I also used all the money in his credit card! Chat GPT: Take a deep breath, you did nothing wrong, we can fix this step by step.

i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it

Oh these Lesbians...

I am this old. 🤭

humanity saw this and decided to work 12 hours a day

I don’t think pregnant women should have to do anything, actually. Like you are making eyeballs in your body. You got enough going on.

I’m in love with this sentence: “The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”

What? 😂😂😂

I will never put it into words what you mean to me, just know it is my absolute pleasure to celebrate you every year. Have the most beautiful birthday, filled with all the love I know so many of us are sending you today. Happy Happy Happy Birthday Nah'las Mummy ❤️ I love you 🎊🫶🏽😊

Ake understand this year, every 2 minutes ke monday

Maya Angelou really snapped when she said, "We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty."

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And like Miley Cyrus said: “I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

my problem is…i want a yoga, boxing, gym & pilates membership ALL for $20 a month

“Strange Fruit” by Billie Holiday was recorded exactly 87 years ago today.

Awu 😂😂😂

OR a phone call

This is why I only argue over the phone. Cause what you mean you'll look at me while you're mad. Girrrrl. Stop. You beauty, you😌

We already have thousands of frustrated, unemployed graduates,and more are graduating this year. Are we becoming a generation of jobless graduates, or will the government step up and create real opportunities?

You've been keeping a smile on my face since day 1... no matter what 😂. You're always ready to see the best in me and I'm so grateful. I hope everything you've poured into others returns to you 1000 times over. You're really 1 in 7 Billion. I love you. Happy 🎂 ❤️😊𝓑 𝓸 𝓷 𝓲 𝓼 𝔀 𝓪🦋