Turns out, Pabu really loves rides on Lefty.

Innocent whistling.

/ nobody: kai: i think im bOUTTA STEAL—

Oof. It was nice while it lasted, Pabu.

“Don’t look at me! I was just. . babysitting!”

Catch him leaving the scene of the crime LIKE SO:

“I was! I even fed him! We went to Narook’s. Actually, I have some leftovers if you want. . .” Trying to butter Korra up with her favorite seaweed noodles, the slick little charmer.

Old habits die hard, what can he say?

“Hey, Pabu and I had a great time! It’s not like I kidnapped him!”

In seconds, he’s brandishing a to-go box full of seaweed-noodles out to her. And grinning oh so innocently. “Here, you can have the rest! I’m full.”

Please, no dad jokes.

WHO’S YOUR DADDY.

Cue the fingerguns!

Oh, no. . .