I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

gotta keep living otherwise who will pay for my mom's subscriptions to content

"What? You mean the guy with the giant menacing black tower isn't a good guy? His name is weirdly close to the greatest evil ever, and he betrayed us???" - the people of middle earth reacting to the news about Saruman

need this

Out of Context Pokémon why did you cut it off?

Holy shit, Batman! You drink the whole bottle? I know exactly what happened. Because by mistake, I did the same thing five years ago. I lost 8 pounds in five hours. I lost two pair of underwear. And took two unexpected showers to boot. Whatever y’all do don’t do this.

POV you’re a brand new IKEA sectional

he just had to get in that fucking tank

Democrat Abigail Spanberger will become Virginia’s first female governor. (AP)

Vito before he started taking medication for his blood pressure

me

When a woman is like "Broadly Speaking..." its like yeah, I know a broad is speaking, thats why im listening, tf?

shut up and kiss me

I need Mozu and Kiwi from One Piece in ways that will not let me see heaven

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

Qadi Woke guy like me would have gladly have sex with both of em

Incredible pull