“...You can’t slap my hands...iF I DON’T HAVE ANY!” Turns into an octopus!

“Relax little green mama~ It’s Just me! The amazing superhero known as BEAST BOY!” He turns back into himself, whipping his bangs back as he reappears. “No need to stress!”

“I Uh..Well..they’re my powers?..” He blinked, blanking on how to properly explain his abilities. He of course never really learned how he does these things, he only knows why.

“I...have no idea. Maybe I’m just one with The Green? Like Swamp Thing!” He nodded, taking her hand in his own, intertwining his fingers with her to keep her from poking him. “Do you mind? That’s very ticklish—“

“Yowch! Momma, you’re causin’ me pain out here.. and in here!” He said pointing to his heart. “But mostly out here!” He said, still holding her hand.

He sighed, letting go of her and giving in. “Just be gentle~ I’ve got sensitive skin!” He said, turning into a blobfish for a moment.

“Beast Boy! Earths mightiest Green hero! After Martian Manhunter, and Swamp thing of course. Though he’s more of an Antihero.” He said, letting her carry him as he is a blobfish now. “Where we goin, Green girl?”

“So..Little Green lady what are you called? The Green Gem? Peridot Girl? Rocky? Dorito?” He said, throwing out superhero names. He turned back into his normal self, so now it was just her carrying a teenager.

“Oh. I mean yeah I should probably go do some superheroibg like all good superheroes do..” He said, turning into a sad puppy before he walked off.

//Why not—

He’s starting to feel like he’s about to go into heat—