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well this is a new one

have u ever had a hair day so good that u still think about it years later ???

using the term “boyfriend” during a professional conversation makes me feel like i’m 14 years old but saying “partner” makes me feel like a pretentious douche😩

i hate my rental company so fucking much dude im gonna shit in all of the air vents before i move out

told my bf he can’t motorboat my titties unless he gets first place in his next gran turismo race

the OCD and ADHD are at constant war with each other inside my brain

AHHHHHHH just got approved for a new house and it’s so perfect and beautiful i could cry…. im so excited bc it’s 1,200 sq ft smaller and $1k less per month than my current house so it’ll be so much more manageable and the owners are so nice and communicative 🥹

masturbating before my therapy session so i can have a clear head

it’s hard to be embarrassed about wearing a fanny pack when it’s just so goddamn convenient

fucking hate that “how we spend our days is how we spend our lives” sentiment. it’s making it really hard to smoke weed and watch america’s next top model at 1 pm on a thursday

nothing pisses me off more than an airbnb with no goddamn LAMPS

I FLEW ON A PLANE FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY AND IT WAS SCARY AS FUUUUCKKK !!! BUT I GOT TO SEE SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE DUDE!! SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE U KIDDING ME?! I SPENT THE ENTIRE 4 HOUR FLIGHT STARING OUT THE WINDOW IN SILENCE

anxiety is soooo crazy bc why do i have diarrhea cuz im scared of something that hasn’t happened yet. what purpose does this diarrhea serve evolutionary

trying to consume all of my weed before flying back home from washington and i am about to be fried chicken at this airport

if i stop smoking im not letting shit slide like at all

it’s so fucking windy outside my inflatable halloween decorations keep trying to escape

they should invent a gum wrapper that doesn’t come apart in ur purse and get gum stuck to ur phone and credit cards

saw this tree stump in washington that was shaped like a dog head

even the ferry terminal was more beautiful than anything i’ve ever seen in texas