any song with a saxophone in it automatically makes it a better song. this is the song rule.

sometimes you think of a post and then decide not to post it ... that is mind posting.

It turns out that working towards meaningful goals, engaging in real-life activities, and not scrolling social media or the internet all day benefit your mental health. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT???????

when you buy a lot of broccoli you learn how to spell "broccoli"

This is absolutely peak Simpsons. Everytime Homer crashes through the windshield, I lose my shit laughing. He busts through that thing and keeps on moving. What a guy.

If you want to be the man, say, "I'm the man". Then you're the man.

NEW VIDEO! "You're Out Of Touch" It's about the existential weirdness that comes with feeling out of touch (with culture, the internet, and yourself), and the process of finding your way back to a genuine place of good vibes. (youtu.be/uOjdr7W_Htw)

I watched Spaceballs on Tuesday, and now they announced Spaceballs 2. Mel Brooks is a real one.

Create your nostalgia

NEW VIDEO! “Is Living At Home Really That Bad?” Millennials and Gen Z living at home? In this economy?? You don't say???! There's a large stigma associated with young adults in their 20s who live at home with their parents. I did. It wasn't so bad. (youtu.be/rgOPYWS_xpo)

NEW VIDEO! "I’m 36. I Don’t Know What I’m Doing With My Life." A reflection on not knowing what you're doing with life, how you got there, frustrations of not having a purpose in life, and the virtues of continuous effort. Also plenty of Zatz-lore. (youtu.be/E7nJ0nXTJYE)

"If you are Spider-Man and you read this, you should put on your mask and fall off a building."

WORT WORT WORT

You don't need to watch another motivational montage. Just listen to S Club 7.