That was awesome, now go fuck yourself.

Diesel prices need to go down I’m not built for only fans

summer is for mullets, cool sunglasses and dad bods -the wise words of tanner

I THOUGHT I NEEDED TO BE A BETTER FRIEND. WHOLE TIME I NEEDED BETTER FRIENDS.

Fuck April.

I didn’t have a date to my works company dinner so my buddy’s girlfriend talked me into taking one of her friends… who’s married. I hate it here.

All I do anymore is eat, sleep, work, and workout. I have never been at more peace than I am right now.

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Stay tuned…

Put them kids back on zoom this traffic Is ridiculous

Blocked field goal to win it… nope timeout before. And that’s OU in 2022

THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON: bring your own vehicle to an event so you can leave when you want

We should bring back tar and feathering tax agents

Lost a legend

Bro I wish I could sleep

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