( suddenly leaning on his axe like its a cane ) . . . soo ?

alright then. ( smacks lips lifts axe over shoulder ) its a choice. i dont give a shit about what you think about it. i dont need hair to pull. *clearly* ( eyes the vincent holding back laughter ) ..... ( looks at Jack ) yeah.. thats her. do *you* know something ?

( EERIE stare when he starts the sentence. then seems to rethink it, brow raising. if he was smart enough for that. ) william. hm? ( squint ,scar wrinkling. eyes Dave and then Jack. Then rolls his eyes, and sighs. ) whatever. just watch your fucking mouths. ( jaw clenched )

( shrugs , sniffs ) welp. its time for Lavs nap soon so. bye. ( deadpan turning towards his daughter and picking her up ridiculously gently and tucking her in his arm before adjusting his hold on the axe so it wouldnt slip. hes holding lav, cant have accidents. off he goes )

Can I HELP?? you???

No???? What even iS THAT is that the. OH HELL NO. THAT IS NOT

Yeah yeah very funny But it ISNT

Do what exactly?

( looking at the phone. Eyeroll. ) as long as Lavender is fine you're all off my shit list. Speaking of. Where exactly is she.

( barely glancing at Vincent. Squint. Suspicious. )

( distracted by pulling the phone away from her. ) ohpe. Don't knock it down. Be gentle. Here. Watch this - ( putting on some reruns of montys performances ) ( Looks up he didn't hear any of them talking ) ? ( Glare around at them )

You do what to kids? ( Fussing over lavenders pigtails again )

Why does he look fried all I did was ask him a fuckin simple question ( Irritation at Dave's dumbass expression and clueless response how did u forget?? )

I think your friend needs jumper cables he stopped fuckin working man. ( Keeping an eye on Lavs video so it doesn't change from Monty reruns ) And I think he admitted to. Strangling kids. ( Scowl )

( looking at both phones. Looking back at Jack and Dave. Twitch. Pupils dilating slightly smaller. Grins gone. He's back to frowning. But his daughters here so he has to be RELATIVELY cool ) If I catch any of you hurting anyone I will personally handle you. ( Stare ) Capiche?

( ough eeww he's doing the hero complex thing get me OUT of here ) " kids or not. Lies or not. " ( scooping his kid up on top his hip like a good dad. )

// HALLO!!! :D

sure is nice driving my 2020 chevy silverado...

Reddy Maxwell Reddrick.Jr 𝚁𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚍 ───❧ ——𝓥 I think they are, as the youngers say, "cooking you", little brother.