@FucksSakeBatCow "What for, strange, talking cow?"

@FucksSakeBatCow Johnny blinks a few times at the animal "The-the... President?"

"Just because Nick Cage can do it doesn't mean you can..." x.com/fuckssakebatco…

"I'm pretty sure that means they're bi..." x.com/scarletaraneae…

The reaction when you're on Twitter with friends and someone retweeted a dick

@HellcatPatricia //Of course!

//I'd have thought more people would follow me. Mostly just because Johnny isn't a popular character for RPers

//GUYS!! There's a Johnny Storm that seems pretty chill, follow him. I don't know many Johnnies that can actually spell Johnny Storm

"Well said." x.com/scarletaraneae…

"I would have to agree" x.com/scarletaraneae…

"Hot" x.com/avengingshrew/…

"Sometimes I doubt myself, whether I look cool enough or not."

"Of course." Johnny smiles and gives a little bow x.com/avengingshrew/…

@ACoolerCostume "Of course you are, kid. You're what, 13?"

@ACoolerCostume "Same thing. You know, there's this amazing thing called Internet pornog..."

@ACoolerCostume "Sure, kid. But just remember, I did try."

"I know you guys missed me, so I'm here to confirm that I am in fact, alive."