Clark pronouns be like, Challenge/ Convention

Pronouns are like NFTs

Bishop takes King

Clarkies really do be lactose intolerant

For someone ginger and annoying you should like crunchier fries

The effects of testosterone are cruel and unjust

Plant flowers recklessly

So it goes

Going to therapy is like evolving a Pokémon. Every time I do a healthy coping mechanism my therapist tells me I defeat a fellow Pokémon trainer

The Duolingo owl gives me the positive reinforcements my parents withheld

If you don’t store your extra toilet paper in a place accesible from the bathroom you’re a bad person and I personally will seek revenge upon you

The only things that matter to me are photosynthesizing in the sun and my Duolingo streak

I don’t believe in crypto or stocks I’m too pretty

This ramen tastes like sugar and slime