This is not shortbread?

The driver?

that’s toph man

Nyash na nyash

You could make the same argument for vaccination.

Nope, Oppenheimer for still Dey bomb 🌚

Yes, because a stiff slap would put it in its place.

That's true. Here's proof of Mbeumo wearing United's jersey as a kid.

If you subtly flirt with every woman you come across and say wassup bro in a happy mood to random dudes you will go far in life. Everyone is like a kid trapped in an adult body. They just want compliments and friends, so be that. You’ll never spend a day broke or alone if u do

Nobody is trying to fix the problems we have in the world. Everyone is just trying to make enough money so the problems don't apply to them anymore.

My wife is furious at our neighbor who sunbathes naked in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence

My debut collection is coming this year from Narrative Landscape Press It's nothing like anything you've read before. It's a feast, and everyone will eat. ❤️

I keep thinking about this one tweet I saw about parents who treated every inconvenience like a tragedy and how it basically conditioned their kids into believing that life was way harder than it actually is Two people could come from similar socioeconomic backgrounds, cultures,

The great (social) inversion happened at the dawn of civilization.

You get exploited better when you are named, as you are named.

The irony of your name is that AG is silver 😂😭

Today, I’m honoured to share that I’ve joined the Board of The Luminary Project. This appointment means a great deal to me because Luminary has been part of my journey long before today. I still remember the very first Luminary Awards Napa Onwusah hosted; I served as a judge at

Blessed are the cowards who show up when the wolves are already dead and the fields are already cleared and claim humility built what blood actually purchased

myth is not mere fiction; it’s meta non-fiction. though a myth (and an ancient story and parable in general) may have never happened physically in real life, it always happens metaphysically, in all lives. now substitute the word “twitter” for “myth.” same thing. twitter is the