there was not a single brick i placed for this to end up on my timeline

sorry i’m being an absent friend, i’m being an absent self too

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

You want a checkmark? Pay for twitter. You want status? Put your name on a blimp.

"Te ríes de puras estupideces". Las cosas que veía de niño:

me if i look in the mirror longer than 20 seconds

push through the pain & suffering today because tomorrow you might get to eat a really really good sandwich

nah this kinda hard. imagine being a hero and then they put you in the museum. not a statue not a figure nigga YOU

•The U.S. Senate may hold a floor vote TODAY which would overturn a 20-year moratorium on sulfide-ore copper mining on 225,000 acres of Superior National Forest land in the watershed of the Boundary Waters Canoe Area (BWCA) Wilderness in northern Minnesota. The Boundary Waters

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes 😭😭

it is genuinely insane how their semi-trump parody starts believing he's a divine being in the exact same week as the real trump despite the episode being written a year and a half ago

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.

We only got like 10 new sentences left

throwback to the way jensen announced he’ll have the role of soldier boy and literally broke the internet with this vid..

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

Boy layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top, I would’ve put some singles in his shirt