[ you think this is a goof?? A big funny? Think again. ] ( Sure thing sans, will that be all? )

( We have a new burger on the special today called the space burger. ) ( In reality, It's just meteor then the normal ones. )

[ soup of the day: skeleton flavored. ]

(Tired of being nice.)

[ no longer asking ]

( give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you )

[ the entire bar is decked out in Christmas decorations, you maybe have gone overboard but it is your favorite holiday. ]

[ * hamburger in shape of Christmas tree. ]

(what does SWAG mean?)

(... What about poggers?)

(... Poggers....)

( please do not...)

(I will use old man slang to confuse the youngings. )

[ making meme shaped pancakes. ] [ Bingus pancake. Frickin eat. ]

.... :(

( new menu item, unglamburger-)