Okay these freaks keep yelling at me to make a statement but i aint got nothin to do with your splort or whatever. Im not a clone or whatever you all are, Wyatt Mason is my legal birth name, i aint the player, i aint one of you, leave me alone. Ive got a taco truck to run here.

LOSS 69 GIVEN TO US BY San Francisco Lovers IN A SHAMEFUL GAME. NICE.

A short comic about some #Blaseball underdogs. BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @tacoblasebal #GoTacos

WE ARE PISSED AND WE ARE COVERED IN BLOOD

NaN is our god now, our Tuesday will come

stan NaN y’all

Woooo ooo go tacos hit the ball nyoooom

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wooooo ooo go tacos hit the ball nyooom

Hi y'all, its Wyatt, Tulsa State class of '93. Glad to finally remember my twitter log in

Uh, it's this thing on? Yes? Oh jeez... oh no...

🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮we were looking for this phone all day!🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

🚨 FEEDBACK DETECTED 🚨

Just... thinking about her 🥰 PEPITO! 🌮 thelosangelijuxebox.bandcamp.com/track/pepito

Tacos, good?

PSA from Dr. Wyatt Mason to the Masoned residents of the Infinite Cities: quit slamming into each other as hard as you can to try and "cure" yourselves, we have treated at least 60 concussions in the last hour and a half, its not going to work.