Helpful tip: If you're out of toilet paper and you're a wrestling fan just take a regrettably purchased Enzo Amore shirt and wipe your ass with it. And don't forget to wash your hands...before and after touching the Enzo Amore shirt. Ick.

i now have a 17 step daily skincare routine

if you’re gonna be thirsty and text your crush at least send them something like this Magritte painting so you look thirsty BUT also educated and cultured

Thanks for the advice Steve Austin! I hope we are still cool? #316Day

The OG Performance Center main event mainstay: Gable and his List of Achievements. Who’s got the footage?

I wonder if there is anything we can do while everything is down. At the very least maybe have a cheeky replay of PPW?

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