Walthamstow would appear not to like the cut of Farage’s jib.

From his pal with the brown shoes and black suit, to the fact the security tried desperately not to be filmed... This is the weakest loser shit I've ever seen. This is like an arrogant rude kid waggling his micropenis around at camp without realising it's a micropenis. JD Vance

In case you ever need to explain why counter-protests are effective...

Just you wait.. the things am gonna do to you!

Groomed a teenager. Have a fucking series. The absolute state of it all.

Has anyone checked if Badenoch ever had a traumatic brain injury? Genuinely don't think she's all there upstairs.

How can Johnson have written a fucking memoir when he couldn't remember anything at the COVID enquiry Has his memory suddenly returned?

Currently at the JD Vance debate prep session.

I can't believe its been 24 years. I remember this so vividly. I was traumatised by this at the time and, as a new father, I'm even more traumatised now. Imagine, just imagine, hiding behind a tiny wall, shielding your child for dear life, while for 40 minutes soldiers shoot to

Newspapers copy editors all over the world playing chicken over who's going with the Milton/Paradise Lost headline first.

BAHAHAHA... ITS JENRICK AND BADENOCH LEFT. FUCKING HELL. WHAT A 🤣

Without googling... There's a single album out there with some wild 'featuring' performances. Including... - Kenny Rogers - Whitney Houston - Mary J Blige - Youssou N'Dour - Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson - Earth, Wind, and Fire Anyone know the album?

i recommend not wearing vests in the same color as your face

My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.

Badenoch unveils new shadow cabinet.

If anyone thinks I'm separating my recycling after this they've got another thing coming. Absolutely piss all point.

If you think this is bad, my toddler has just woken up at 3:45am wide awake and chatting a load of spooky shit about there being a load of chickens in his bedroom. Fuck today.

Bye twitter. Can't be part of this nonsense anymore. Digital detox sorely needed. What an utterly awful day for decency and kindness.

Get him more ket

Israel is starving NICU babies. Not by mistake—by policy. The milk is gone. Mothers starving too. When Israel says it’s defending itself and the EU and US echo it this is what they mean. No other regime is committing cruelty like this. Starving infants. Deliberately.