Damn dude, this soap tastes just like grape ketchup

DETECTIVE: This spiral symbol again. Do you think it means something? ME: No

Took an edible and sat in the outfield seats at a Royals day game last year and it was so serene i didn’t want it to end

クロテイオウゼミ Pomponia merula デッカ‼️

Breaking: lone, squinting 90+yr old veteran pulling out of the South Riley Tavern into oncoming traffic wins You Should Not Be Driving Award

Already happened. It's called Dearborn, Michigan. lol

did you know coke zero is actually good for you? scientists put a rat in a sock and they

Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate, and even those who don’t.

🪄PICTUREPLANE🌙 brother have I got a book for you

‘the old world is dying, the new world is struggling to be born. now is the time of sasquatch, godzilla, king kong, loch ness, goblin, ghoul, and a zombie with no conscience'.

“My problem is not with Jews,” he said brownly, stretching his hands out, presumably in the direction of Mecca. I gathered my courage and timidly asked if Israel had a right to exist as a Jewish state. His eyes, dark as crude oil, narrowed, Jafar-like, and an Islamic grin spr

I designed a flag that should be used to represent all of humanity

Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain

America after the revolutionary war vs America after the civil war vs America after WWII vs America after Jan 6

this is wildlife photography btw

Borges Pokemon story where each of us is a Pokemon whose name consists in all the words we speak over our lifetime

JD Vance: * Converts to Catholicism, publicly rebuked by two consecutive popes * Nearly loses the Ohio Senate seat in the Biden midterm * Iran negotiations that somehow resulted in a blockade of a blockade * Endorses Orban, thus ending his 16-year rule

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies me: sir yes sir drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

Tigers 1962 Tour of Japan … 👍⚾️

Interviewer: are you tough on crime? Me: i thought this was an administrative position Interviewer: *jotting down* weak on crime