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LifeHappens

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In case anyone was wondering at what age boys starting “adjusting themselves”.... it’s at age 2.... 🙄🙄 *insert sigh* #BoyMom #AndSoItBegins

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I don’t know who allowed me to become an adult. Seriously. I swear too much, trip over air, and can’t even convince myself to fold the laundry that’s been in the basket since Sunday morning...LAST Sunday. #AdultingisHard

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March 21st. National Common Sense Day. Not sure why this is a holiday when we’ve started putting “caution hot” on coffee cups. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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It’s been a long time since I’ve said “holy sh*t!” So much in one episode of NCIS on @ncisverse .... I can’t even handle this... #zivadavid #comingback my heart can’t even...

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing. But man I’d do some sketchy ass shit for instant sunburn relief. #goosebumpsonfire #summertime #ouch

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In case y’all are wondering what level of parenting I’ve reached....Deacon was throwing a fit about wanting lemonade (that we didn’t have.) So I improvised. He got this brand new, exciting, PURPLE lemonade. Gatorade. He got Gatorade. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #DontJudgeMe #ToddlerLife #BoyMom

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Have a boy they said. It’ll be fun they said. Me: “Deacon what are you doing?!?” Him: “Shooting pew pews with my pee shooter!” Me: “no you can do that put your underwear on!” Him: “ UGGGGGHHHHH! FINE!” 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 #boymom #toddlerlife

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Power is out due to some nasty storms. It’s 10 mins into the new day. New day means new book release. Downloads new Lani Lynn Vale book and says a prayer my phone doesn’t die before I’m down reading it. I guess if I can’t sleep.... 🤷🏻‍♀️

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My husband. The asshole. Went from talking about our new internet service to BAM. His traitorous self watched our shows live last night instead of tonight with me like planned. Chicago Fire MY HEART! 😭😩😩 how could you?! #NeedTimeToHeal #ChicagoFire #CriedTheWholeTime

My husband. The asshole. Went from talking about our new internet service to BAM. His traitorous self watched our shows live last night instead of tonight with me like planned. <a href="/NBCChicagoFire/">Chicago Fire</a> MY HEART! 😭😩😩 how could you?! #NeedTimeToHeal #ChicagoFire #CriedTheWholeTime
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Dear Lani Lynn Vale . Thank you for double release months. CanNOT wait for Luca and Frankie...I mean Saylor and Lock were awesome because you’re awesome like always 💁🏻‍♀️ but SO F’IN EXCITED! #LoveDoubleReleaseMonths

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Hey UPS I think you’ve missed the mark in some advertising....I’ve included a map in case someone needs a reference or maybe your friends at FedEx can help? #NotGreen #NotSmart

Hey <a href="/UPS/">UPS</a> I think you’ve missed the mark in some advertising....I’ve included a map in case someone needs a reference or maybe your friends at <a href="/FedEx/">FedEx</a> can help? #NotGreen #NotSmart
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Dear Apple I’m formally requesting the #iphone to have a sunset/sunrise photo taking feature. Sincerely the girl who gets excited about the sky. #youneedtoupyourgame