would you be able to guess we are talking about twilight?

the amount of times I surprise people with the fact I’m not high but naturally am like ✨that✨

“Deanna you just gotta find yourself a bi boy with a bum liver”

Self love is cooking homemade spaghetti in your underwear with a glass of wine

This could be us 😳

“If you wanna go get pretzels we gotta go now bc I gotta write something for my psychiatrist tonight”

hmmm looks like it’s time to watch my comfort movie o’clock

bluetooth speaker nipple piercings

the power I hold as the Spotify family account manager

Who tryna get a pet rock and paint them with me?

Doctors: ADHD medication is addictive, that's why it's so restricted and controlled Most people with ADHD: I forgot to take my meds again lmao

We are just Easter eggs being dyed in the psychedelic sense

saw a goth girl mowing the lawn in thigh high platforms today…

I wonder what version of me exists in your head

today I learned that true friendship is crying over your love of sub sandwiches together in a parking lot

my villain origin story began the day my mom threw away all my littlest pet shops