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theunreallukescott

@theunreallukes

Luke Scott, musician, part-dreamer (who fell asleep)

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calendar_today13-09-2022 18:04:09

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Hardline Brexiteer Owen Paterson is trending.
The man who broke rules by lobbying ministers on behalf of a firm paying him £100k per year is now suing govt because his right to privacy was infringed, via European court of human rights which he argued we should break free from 🤷‍♂️

Hardline Brexiteer Owen Paterson is trending. The man who broke rules by lobbying ministers on behalf of a firm paying him £100k per year is now suing govt because his right to privacy was infringed, via European court of human rights which he argued we should break free from 🤷‍♂️
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I've never been a fan of 'The Crown' or indeed the royal family, but when the fuck did Charles ever look like Dominic West???

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Ragged Trousered Philanderer(@RaggedTP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

At Royal Infirmary Edinburgh with my Mum. Waiting rooms overflowing and elderly women queuing on trolleys in the corridor of A&E unable to get a bed... just so that billionaires and huge corporations don't have to pay tax.

At Royal Infirmary Edinburgh with my Mum. Waiting rooms overflowing and elderly women queuing on trolleys in the corridor of A&E unable to get a bed... just so that billionaires and huge corporations don't have to pay tax.
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Rachael Swindon(@Rachael_Swindon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tory MP Harriett Baldwin claimed back £2,130 on expenses to pay for her utility bills between 2019 and 2021.

In 2013 she attempted to claim back a £50 donation to a hospice.

Retweet this if you think Baldwin should pay for her own utility bills.

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A beautiful moment.

Jeremy Corbyn stood up in Parliament today & explained how he lives ‘rent free’ in Rishi Sunak’s head.

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Ragged Trousered Philanderer(@RaggedTP) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dennis Skinner: 'Let's Get Back To Class Politics'
These are the things we need to be talking about:
*Poverty
*Hunger
*Low wages
*Asset stripping of industry
*NHS Privatisation
*Education
*Unaffordable housing
*Tax evasion
*Government corruption

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Anyone failing to clear up after their dog can be issued a Fixed Penalty fine of £100 in England. If the case goes to court they can be fined up to £1,000.
But if you’re the CEO of Southern Water and dump sewage into the waterways thousands of times you can expect a £500K bonus.

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Parody Rishi Sunak(@Parody_PM) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I can’t be arsed to go to the COP27 climate summit because it might annoy the donors with interests in fossil fuels who gave me £141,000 this year.

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'Ed Miliband was the last Labour leader to come close to winning a General Election when he was narrowly defeated by David Cameron in 2015' says The Times.

I guess we must have hallucinated GE2017 when Corbyn got 40% and 262 seats compared to Milibands 30.4% and 232 seats?

'Ed Miliband was the last Labour leader to come close to winning a General Election when he was narrowly defeated by David Cameron in 2015' says The Times. I guess we must have hallucinated GE2017 when Corbyn got 40% and 262 seats compared to Milibands 30.4% and 232 seats?
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