So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

God made fat girls and gays to work night shift

imagine if english functioned like chinese does and you could drop sick ass proverbs in the middle of conversation. oh you did badly on your exam? well, he who plants melons will harvest melons, and he who plants beans will harvest beans. whatchu think about that

Thanks Motionless In White for spending 2,723 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Masterpiece. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6MwPCCR…

Stop telling people to go to Hell, I don’t want them either.

Life would be easier if the world ended in 2012 like it was supposed to.

Photographer Vadim Trunov has had close encounters with squirrels in his career, but these photos of squirrels shooting photos of each other and of birds are probably the most captivating he took [read more: buff.ly/2ScNeji]

people believe in everything but themselves

can people stop dying i want a day off

no i didn’t

One of the rarest animal sightings in the world: chirodectes maculatus, only seen once before

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Bruce Lee 2v1 against professional table tennis players with Nunchakus

The Earth, The Moon, and The Milky Way Galaxy.

Cat's Eye Nebula

Looking to hire a VP of Witchcraft & Propaganda

unless Jesus WHAT??

A meteor, the Milky Way and Mount Fuji