🦨Jimmy the Skunk🦨 (@theundeadskunk) 's Twitter Profile
🦨Jimmy the Skunk🦨

@theundeadskunk

Random comments some serious some not………… you decide………………Dragon Believer Biscuit Taster

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calendar_today04-09-2015 18:04:51

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So, maybe there’s something to it. Not really sure if it was the #sobriety or just plain old anger, but I stayed home despite invitation, refrained from the usual, was still up at 7:30 am not because I hadn’t been to sleep, but because I had been to sleep. Feeling good but ANGRY

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All you folk on here tweeting about suicidal thoughts, consider this. I got three weeks, my plan, 2.5 weeks of serious cocaine abuse in the hope of evoking a heart attack. Failing that I’ll do a hot shot. All costed and ready to go. It really ain’t that hard, and can be fun too!

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Damn I miss my wife.😔 Who’s gonna get this bastard hair on my neck before I go out with the girlfriend???? Realisation sets in🤣😉😏 “Can you sort my neck please?” Asking random passers by*

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When I first met her I told her, amazing. 25 years together, amazing. 6 months apart, amazing. Look after her, she’s amazing. And sweetheart, significant was that word I searched for, me? Searching for words? Only you can get me to shut up, most significant human x

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Seriously though, I can’t work it out. How do you get dumped when nothing is going on? Or have I just crashed straight through rock bottom into the granite grotto?

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I’ve had some top weekends since the turn of the year. Some real rememberable stuff, things I’ll never forget. However, this weekend has topped the lot, and even if I was the only option it matters not, I wish to thank the person who made it possible. I never deserved her. xjx