We sir, are done.

You live alone You hang yourself in a cupboard How long before you get found?

So, maybe there’s something to it. Not really sure if it was the #sobriety or just plain old anger, but I stayed home despite invitation, refrained from the usual, was still up at 7:30 am not because I hadn’t been to sleep, but because I had been to sleep. Feeling good but ANGRY

BECAUSE WHY NOT?open.spotify.com/track/7xQfA0E3…

All you folk on here tweeting about suicidal thoughts, consider this. I got three weeks, my plan, 2.5 weeks of serious cocaine abuse in the hope of evoking a heart attack. Failing that I’ll do a hot shot. All costed and ready to go. It really ain’t that hard, and can be fun too!

Damn I miss my wife.😔 Who’s gonna get this bastard hair on my neck before I go out with the girlfriend???? Realisation sets in🤣😉😏 “Can you sort my neck please?” Asking random passers by*

4am party people so you know what to do….. open.spotify.com/track/2b58gfku…

Seeing as we’re at it……open.spotify.com/track/5cjaoUtx…

Still miss her. She is missed. Dancing alone ? For you. open.spotify.com/track/1Wx6K8x9…

Bad ass if you can move your feet. But can you keep it going?

She NEVER fails. She NEVER failed. I did. I failed. She just proved that at 04:50 Not even surprised 😏⬇️🥰

When I first met her I told her, amazing. 25 years together, amazing. 6 months apart, amazing. Look after her, she’s amazing. And sweetheart, significant was that word I searched for, me? Searching for words? Only you can get me to shut up, most significant human x

15:15 earth time. Alarm goes of. It’s Love is a Battlefield. Surely that was a dream? It felt like a dream? A sweet dream.

Yeah you open.spotify.com/track/09WgS68U…

I AM NOT DRINKING ANYMORE FULL STOP END OF HERO TO ZERO

Where it began Where it went wrong Where it ended Hero to Zero Day 2 of sobriety Again🤦🏼‍♂️

I was once The Master. Now I’ve become the Novice.

Is this an appropriate way to dress in public? 🤔

Seriously though, I can’t work it out. How do you get dumped when nothing is going on? Or have I just crashed straight through rock bottom into the granite grotto?

I’ve had some top weekends since the turn of the year. Some real rememberable stuff, things I’ll never forget. However, this weekend has topped the lot, and even if I was the only option it matters not, I wish to thank the person who made it possible. I never deserved her. xjx