Which city is the worst in Texas for speed traps?

The weather forecast next week is looking like the Dallas Cowboys, it’s peaking in the 90’s.

It’s pronounced “WATER-BURG-ER” for all y’all who aren’t from around here

Texas is so big, Texans regularly vacation in Texas

Have you ever met someone who has never been outside of the state of Texas?

Dallas got it’s name because it’s Da llas place I want to be

From Tallahassee Florida to Houston Texas is 709 miles. From Houston Texas to El Paso Texas is 744 miles.

No, I’m sorry. You can’t claim your coworkers on your tax form as medical expenses. We can’t help it if they’re crazy and drive you nuts.

Ideal date: we go to whataburger. You eat a triple meat cheeseburger with cheese, lettuce, onions, and spicy ketchup. I’m impressed.

I got recognized today! I went to Whataburger and the cashier remembered me from when I went to Whataburger yesterday 🍔

Who won the Debate?