dont even smoke lad.

Okay what am I I missing why are people saying Toby fox is a klan member

sorry to this girl whose phone call i’m eavesdropping on but “he took an hour long shower and he doesn’t even have hair” is one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard

when the employee scanned my movie ticket he said “they will kill you in theater 1. oops that sounded really scary”

having a wife has you sayin shit you never would've before

the again adds so much to this

for april fools can we all just Do The non harmful ones that makes everyone happy. last year i told my friend i was gonna give him one chocolate cookie and i gave him two chocolate cookies

First day on the new job and this is my desk neighbour.

Babe April fools over you can change your name back now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

No a la guerra si a frotarnos los penes

Hate when people say “you’ll eat out a girl you just met but won’t have onions on a burger” acting like onions have ever pulled my hair and moaned while I ate them