If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

KATEHASGFLJKSDHFLSKDF THE GOAT

#SLStarter (Open to all) {Picnic at the Park} Frank sat silently on the grimy park bench under the sparsely (cont) tl.gd/n_1s0q0hu

If Putin was the villain in an Ian Fleming novel, I would find his scheming and cunning too over-the-top to be believable.

// It'd be cool if you all went and said hi to Ghoul. ayy

@_IAmCas_Jailed EVERYBODY LIES

#offline

I'm still pretty much half asleep so don't touch me if you wanna keep all your fingers intact

*shouts across the TL* WHERE IS EVERYONE? *hears an echo because of the distinct lack of people*

@_IAmCas_Jailed ARE YOU CALLING HOUSE A LIAR?

@_IAmCas_Jailed OH WOW OKAY

Would it be weird if I freaked out about this because I think it warrants freaking out about, I mean it's Pete Wentz...

*resisting the urge to freak out and/or fanboy*

So she didn't say dry grapes at all then?

She said dry gaps...

Because that makes so much more sense right?

Everything is so much more funny when you're not allowed to laugh dear god

" You were thinking. It's annoying."

// ahhhh we shall see XD

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