Found at the dump - a box of fireworks with a receipt from a NH store dated 11/07/16. I think we dig a little deeper we might find a couple unopened bottles of cheap champagne or Chardonnay.

Found at the dump - a ukulele in near mint condition. Be careful if you take it as rumor has it you now need a concealed carry permit to bring it downtown.

Found at the dump - a No Left Turn sign. Someone thought it was probably superfluous since It’s nearly impossible to take a left turn against traffic in Natick these days.

Found at the dump - an odd pairing. A square hammer- kind of like the one on the baking soda box, though a little more menacing in appearance. Right next to it a coil of golden rope- maybe something a rodeo cowgirl might use.

It’s Friday and the Dump is open so time for a BlueBag special. Today’s winner of a one way ticket to trash oblivion are those big portable orange traffic signs. We know the traffic is bad and the bridge is closed so why bother taking up a couple of parking spaces.

Found at the dump - with the last day of school a veritable national forest’s worth of papers that have been weighing down backpacks since the end of this past August.

Found at the dump - the old Natick seal of John Eliot preaching to the praying Indians with tee pees in the background- slowly being replaced with a new seal featuring anthropologically correct wigwams

Found at the dump - a box of half used candles - probably left over from the last protest on the Common

Found at the dump - a bunch of folding lawn chairs all tied together - free for the taking and just in time for the July 4th parade.

Not found at the dump - the money needed to pay for a badly needed new fire station. Obviously must have been allocated to more pressing needs

Found at the dump - A list entitled “Things we could get for $7 Million. Pretty long list.

Found at the dump - a golden conductor’s podium.

Found at the dump - an old town road map circa 1918 showing South Main Street with designated lanes for horse drawn traffic on either side

Something that should be found at the dump - the notion that the admin would actually put up with if not abet school walkouts for blatantly political purposes - hopefully the rain will bail them out of making fools of themselves

Town Meeting starts tonight - which means we might need a new dumpster

Found at the dump - the Fall Town Meeting warrant

Found at the dump - an empty DNA test kit

Back by popular demand - Overheard at the dump - better stock up on those blue bags as the price could be going up.

Found at the dump - a very long extension cord

Found at the dump - about 20,000 unused ballots