Guy post "single & searching" but him close friends know say he no dey toast any girl since 2019

Person wey no sabi suffer no go sabi enjoy

Only in Naija you go use 2k data watch one TikTok video finish

Economy don make everybody become comedian for timeline

Babe say she dey come my place, na 3 hours later she dey call say 'I dey road o'. Road where? Mars? 😭

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Two nights ago, I was at a bar just nursing a drink when I saw this man in his 60s. Total presence full head of white hair, very poised. We happened to be drinking the same brand, so I moved over, exchanged some pleasantries, and just asked him straight up:

I Just got my first job with a big real estate firm on the Island and I was commuting from Magodo every day. I had to wake up by 4am just to catch the staff bus, and I wouldn’t get home until around 10pm because of traffic. It was draining, so I decided to move closer to the

It's my birthday today! 🎂🎉 I'm celebrating another year of life. Cheers to more years to come! #HappyBirthday

New format: A random guy to a car dealer. "Boss, please send me all the pictures of this car, VIN, send me everything." Car dealer: Sure chief, here. Sends thems. Random guy: Boss, how much last. Dealer: N15m. RG: Nice one chief, I'll get back to you. D: Okay.

When I started working in the bank, my parents lived in Alakuko, so I used to commute from home every day. I would wake up as early as 3am, leave the house before 5am, and sometimes get home by 12am if there was traffic… This particular day, one of my colleagues cooked

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My 400L, I finally got IT placement. Oil company. ₦80k monthly. First time in my life I saw that kind of money in my account. 6 months = ₦480k. I had plans. Clear my school fees, buy a laptop, send something to my mum. Graduate with no debt. First month, I sent ₦50k home. Mum

Nigeria is unfair to teachers and health workers.

Good morning mutuals Happy New day 💯 Have a nice day, stay safe and don't give up on your dreams

This afternoon I was in Walmart and a women walks by me and asks if I had seen a phone. She set it down when she had been in that aisle and now couldn't find it. I asked if the ringer was on and offered to call it. She gave me her number and I called and nothing. She decide

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Na market e remains make he enter

There is no football fan with actual brain cells who could think Mbappé is a better striker than Haaland and Harry Kane.

When I realized Lagos landlords are actually mad was when my landlord increased my rent from 700k to 1.5 million. I acknowledged the increment peacefully. Other tenants called to beg them to reduce it to 1 million. Me that didn’t call to beg? They gave me quit notice 😭