Can I get a hell yeah if you don't know what you're doing with your life and you don't get enough sleep. $CJ

Whenever you feel your nipples get hard for no reason it means I'm in the area. $CJ

Ah shit, here we go again. $CJ 💥 tiktok.com/@carljohnsonvip

Me looking at my girls ahole after we took a lil break in our relationship. $CJ

I’m mad cool idk why my dad left me.. $CJ

Carl Johnson tames these Bears, homie. 🐻💪 $CJ

I'm pretty sure the license plate means exactly what I think it means. $CJ

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep---not screaming, like the passengers in his car. $CJ

Gonna dress up as a vape for halloween so some white girl sucks the soul outta me. $CJ @HawkTuahGirl24 you down?

Did you know if you watch the movie Jaws backwards, its a film about a shark that keeps throwing up people until someone opens a beach. $CJ

Oh boy I am expensive. $CJ

It's a displeasure to announce that I lost no nut last november. $CJ

Cool things I found about this $CJ on Solana Back in 2010 the Original Page from "Carl Johnson" has been created on twitter and been posting meme about it, fun fact this is actually that page shilling this token x.com/CarlJohnsonVIP There was already one on Base sometime

No condom forever or whatever Black Panther said. $CJ

My dawg once messaged me and said, "When you sit on a toilet, you're connecting your butthole to a city wide network of connected buttholes" How do I unthink this? $CJ

Denise asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe. $CJ

Don't forget, tonight the moon will be visible from earth. The last time this happened was last night. $CJ

$80k MC ➡️ $600k MC in a red market. Bidding $CJ here. 39dF8hxv3qJYSZcrhRLGYhaoEbH1juaUWCvijgZWpump