this literally crushed my will to keep going today

The bitch in the top left smiling 💀💀💀. She knew what was going down 🤣

When you’re alone and all you can think about is how happy you should be, there’s nothing and everything wrong with me all at the same time. I hate masking my emotions from everyone I love.

2020 vs 2023 2020 I had a crisis and chopped all my hair off and dressed like I was going to a funeral 24/7. Now I dress like a whore but still feel like I’m gonna head to a funeral all the time 💀

Y’all remember how two months ago I said this? I went off the rails for the past two months 🙃

My chums, You all have changed my life forever. I'm deeply grateful. And I'll always be here for each and every one of you. Love Neil 🫶🏼

“Prayers for his recovery” nah bitch. He killed someone and now he’s paying the price. Fuck Derek chauvin. I hope whoever shanked him shit on the shank first

would be a shame if you lost the game right now

Medics enroute Code 2 with a 54 y/o female who has rectal pain and bleeding. Getting mixed signals on whether or not a foreign object is involved. #FreakyFriday #OmahaScanner

accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“

Spent time with my friends so my crash out is POSTPONED

Peak female performance is Greta Thunberg getting you arrested because you were too stupid to not order from a local pizza joint when attempting to evade authorities on human trafficking charges.

matt No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME.

sanstitre (commissions closed) This 20 year old piece is a good read for those more leaning towards the (really) morbid side of K2. outsideonline.com/outdoor-advent… PS: It's an old article, apostrophes are messed up.

Nobody is taking you seriously with your goofy ass mask boy. Sit down.

who has a picture of nosferatu’s full frontal pls dm