Women in the middle ages once they hit the age of 13

This is rough

There is something special about blonde girls with green eyes. They are not the typical nordic, blue eyed, light blonde types. They are more like fairies. More magical. Extremely rare and special phenotype

It doesn’t take much to be happy in life - 10% bodyfat - Multi 5fig a month income - Over 125 IQ - Egirls DMing you - Location freedom - High level charisma - Blue eyes - Snappy jab - International travel - Hand stand pushups - Internet clout

When you’re texting a girl it’s important to choose which time of the day you’re actually speaking to her. Always talk to girls when they aren’t busy. A girl isn’t really in the mood for talking and flirting while she’s working or if she’s in uni. It’s best to talk to her at

Fumbling the 9/10 that still had the spark in her eyes and then searching for her in other women for years is top 5 male canon events.

I think I’ve had enough of the tinder matches, the story likes, the ghostings, the hookups, the DMs. I would much rather have the flowers, coffee dates, wine & dines, honest conversations and late night FaceTimes.

Man suffers because he takes serious what the gods made for fun. I swear you have to watch what you think and also post. Words do form reality. Never doom is not a meme, it becomes reflection. Believe everything is evil&crazy and you receive the world as such. Are the times

HOPPED ON TWITTER FOR 5 MINUTES "black people do nothing good for society" "you need to make 100k/m at 17 to be happy" "you should be cheating on your girlfriend" so much bullshit you don't need to be believing in to be happy/achieve ur mission, 80% of it is designed to

I still have a duolingo friend streak going on with my ex, she will never forget me.

Energy overload ⚡️🔋

This winter is going to be legendary.

Men on health twitter: I’m quite fond of red meat, coffee and raw milk, they make me feel strong. Women on health twitter: can somebody please impregnate me???

How I look at u after u told me that dairy isn’t meant for human consumption

I’m convinced that I am built different. The past week I’ve slept an average of 5 hours a day, smoked cigarettes, and abused caffeine. Today I hit the gym with my brother, and my progress skyrocketed noticeably since the last time. You really just have to brainswash yourself.

Okay enough of the degeneracy, time to Christmaxxx again ☝️

Corona virus....its coming