"What is the toughest part about being a professor?"

//My legs are killing me, tired as hell and today is my last day of my trip. But it was totally worth it- 👌

[😼] „I’ll be doing this, leave a picture and retweet~“

"What...?"

//'Fucking me harder than a twenty inch dick!' I'm dying-

Send a CV right away!

When can he start?

Then he will start with some headpats and scratches first~!

Ofcourse she is. He needs to perform well on his new job. More scratches and headpats for her~

Shhht. Let him think it's a real job. If he does it means he will try to give better headpats and loving than he usually gives~

Maybe she can pay him with affection as well? It would be a win-win o:

Cuddles and hugs sounds perfect for now! Perhaps when he works longer for her they can do more.

Well... Perhaps they could throw some kisses in the mix?

//oh fuck i forgot i have this account!

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2 years and already a dead account lmao. #MyTwitterAnniversary

//So this account was suspended for 5 years... And I manage to unlock it by sending this to support 💀