Every night I now dream of my brother's return, only to wake up and realize that he's still missing. Help us find Kehinde 💔😭

Do Nigerians know that after the massacre of 200+ people in Kwara two months ago, the terrorists also kidnapped 170+ women and children, including pregnant wives? They are yet to be released and the Nigerian government is yet to do anything about it.

See Fawaz, Chai ❤️

This man is on a mission to decimate and destroy Nigeria completely.

The small one is to flush wike out and the big one is to flush Tinubu out of power in 2027.

Using your competitor’s name but spelt backward is crazy

One thing Claude can really learn from Codex: when you exceed your limit, Codex notifies you but allows your ongoing prompt to finish running. Boris Cherny

I’M NOT CHILLING. THERE’S NO LIGHT. I CAN’T EVEN “CHILL” BECAUSE OF THIS MAD HEAT….

First was Erisco, then Rainbow hairs now Bon bread and this rubbish book author One thing has been consistent in all these case : the Nigerian police is available to be bought and used by the highest bidder

walahi, I’m in a dream

LEBRON ALLEY OOP TO HIS SON BRONNY

dry cleaner say he never wash native wey i wan wear go this burial, he just dey beg me since, he give me one newcastle jersey say make i wear am go, i no vex again.

I’m of the believe that there’s little to no correlation between taste (music, books, movies) and intelligence because our taste in entertainment is very largely influenced by our environment. People just say this a lot to feel good about themselves. For some reasons, humans

Florian !

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?" "Brochure."

would have never imagined that bombing spotify would be a thing, but well, update no dey finish - plato probably

the production on One Condition, man Ozedikus suppose be main artist for the song😂

THIS ISN’T ACTING, you better don’t come back home after this 😭😭😭

Once again, you can’t explain Nigeria’s business landscape to a first class MBA student. Nothing follows logic.

Omo this life ehn, you go just innocently dey on your own, wahala go just come meet you 😭