Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

You accidentally listen to .04 seconds of a song before you have time to skip and Spotify adds it to your “on repeat”

Full tilt into Christmas it’s all I have left folks

Haven’t put this on twitter yet I’m just… so happy 💍🤍🌊

The wedding industry is insane

I have had the most wonderful medical care this week for my ✨reduction✨in Chicago. The healthcare system in this country is still abysmally embarrassing, but hit me up if you need recommendations for a surgeon!

Twitter gave me this picture for joining 12 years ago, happy to report that I’m no less embarrassing than I was then

going the extra mile (missing my exit)

I am back

Who was going to prepare me for how much stamps cost now? Who was it gonna be? Because none of you did

The empty metal coffee tumbler that rolls around the floor mats of my car at every stoplight is my therapist

I finally learned how to *actually* blow dry my hair—it is over for everyone

This image has brought me incredible peace. Like staring into pool water

BIG year for midwest princesses

i cannot buy oreos anymore they talk to me through the cupboard like the green goblin mask

apple photos will make an entire montage of the worst person you’ve ever met and add some jazz music on top of it, and then title it “The Good Days”

Interesting how it's always "vote according to Biblical values!" until it comes to welcoming the immigrant, helping the poor, feeding the hungry, bringing healthcare to the sick, forgiving debts, caring for our planet, laying down our swords, or loving our neighbors.

There should be a way to relax without feeling like you’re going to get in trouble

I’m back